New years

Yay!

It's the brand new year!
YAYYY!!!!

I finally get to spend time with friends today.

By friends I mean me, myself and I.

We've been friends for quite a while now.

I've know them for ever since that I've remembered when I have had learned grammar in englesh classses.

I'd spend time with my parents but father's in prison and mother's with her clients again.

Father's in jail because he thought it was cool posting up a vid of me showering with him in the bathroom.

The cops arrested him the next hour because a kid getting a golden shower from my father was a really horrifical crime.

I didn't see anything wrong with that.

 I've been thirsty for the past 4 weeks ever since the toilet and sink busted and father washed his hands in the water cooler.

Was nothing wrong with brown water really, I really like brown things. Especially brown men. HEHE.

Mother was out with her clients again.

She's been seeing her clients 6-8 dozen times a day.

She'd come home with her hair messy and whiteout all over her shirt.

I'd come up to her and ask her if she needs help getting rid of the whiteout, but she'll yell at me and say 

"STFU CHICKEN PUSSY INSPECTOR".

During the new years, Me, Myself, and I were playing twister naked.

It was really fun because I was winning the whole time.

I think the neighbor was winning too when he was staring out the window at the time.

I started watching old episodes of the OC with them later, except we were making out with each other.

It was really fun because I got most of the action the whole time.

I think it was fun for the neighbor too when he invited his friends to stare at us.

Later on Me Myself and I started to bake cookies and we were jerking off on the cookies to create frosting.

It was a blast because I made the most frosting out of everyone else.

I think it was a blast for my neighbors and his friends too when they started trying to break in the door.

Later on Me Myself and I started sniffing something dirty. Something really dirty.

We turned around and saw Janice and Emmoar.

Janice was as nappy as ever because she was almost half asleep.

Emmoar got a total makeover since last time I saw her get oiled and burned up by the sun.

She looked darker than last time.

Every time she waddles her skin crackles lackles.

I like that.

It turned me on everytime she shakes dem sexxxyyyy asss hips.

Janice was like

"HEHEHEHEHE HELLO ANDY.

I HERD U WERE HAVIN A NEW YEARS PARTY BY YERSELF SO I INVITED EMMOAR N ME OVA TO PLAY N STUFFS."

I slapped her.

I slapped her real hard across the face.

I told her that I was with Me Myself and I and if she can't see that she has to leave me alone before I cry again.

Then she said

"HEHEHEHE DUN CHU WORI ANDI, ME N EMMOAR R HUR TO MAK IT SUPA FUN!"

Emmoar was breathing really hard and said

"YEAH."

I quickly rubbed on Emmoar and she slapped me.

She called me a perv.

But I saw how she slapped me.

She slapped my crotch.

But it wasn't really a slap.

She kinda groped it for 1/2 a second and letted go again and made my junk jiggle and wiggle all about.

I know she wants me furreals.

I took her hand and went upstairs to my bedroom.

She was really nervous and asked me what was going on.

I told her to SHUSH and told her that I'm going to be as gentle and as delicate as an electric hammer nailling a thumbtack to a poster.

I told her to close her eyes because I was going to sexify the room.

She closed her eyes.

Then I started throwing dead flowers that I kept from the closet all over the place and I started spraying cheap axe spray everywhere.

I quickly got my pants down.

I left my shirt on though.

It's my favorite shirt.

I got it from Cold Topic.

I was going to tell her to close her eyes but then I forgot to light candles.

I quickly litttid some candles and told her to open her eyes.

She opened her eyes and started screaming.

I started rubbing her thighs and asked her what's wrong baby.

Then I forgot that she wasn't allowed hot stuff because she might blow up again.

Janice broke down the door and started cussing at us.

I totally forgot about her sick obsession with me.

Janice was like

"EMMOAR YOU BETCH. YOU KNOW HOW ANDY IS ALL MINES!"

She then tackled Emmoar out the window.

Alluvusudden Emmoar turned into a GIANT FIREBALL and crashed into the ground.

I looked out really excited and jumped out with them, penis first.

I think my neighbors were excited too when they witnessed the first fireball sex orgy ever.