I was sad today.
I found out the 'friends' I have aren't really my friends.
Ronney said he used me so he could see my mother shower naked.
Hank said he used me because he needed someone to make him look cool.
Jeremy said he used me because he wanted to download free pornography on my computer.
Alyssa said she used me because she needed someone to see which tatoo she thinks look cool
which explains the tatoo of a naked guy on my back name Pedro Garcia.
My mom says she used me so she can get her sadistic pleasure of hitting me with any object in the room.
I'm sad and alone.
I decided I need a companion, one who isn't ronney, hank, jeremy, alyssa, or my mom.
I walked to petco and decided i wanted a doggy.
I saw a nice german shepard and was petting it.
I was thinking of naming him Mr. Doodles
It bit my pinkie finger off.
ohhhh how i love that finger.
a petco worker walked up to me and said, "The fuck is you doin to that poor dog? I oughta open the cage and let him rip yo ass apart, stupid ass white boy"
So I walked to the cat section and saw a nice fluffy white cat and was petting it.
I was thinking of nameing her Kit Kat Bars.
She scratched my veins out and splashed all the blood everywhere on the floor.
A petco worker walked up to me and said, "The fuck you doin to that poor cat? I oughta open the cage and let her pussy ass rip you apart, dumbass cuttin yo wrist lookin boy"
So I walked to the fish aisle and saw a nice clown fish and petted it.
I was thinking of nameing him Mr. Sharpie.
Before Mr.Sharpie violently spits it's acidic poison into my eye causing me internal permanent eye damage, the manager walks up and said, "Look here, I don't want you fucking up my pets. I been hearing that you were gonna eat the poor things, piss in their mouths, and shave their fur to sell in the black market from my employees. PICK A GODDAMN PET AND GET THE FUCK OUT."
So I took mr. sharpie and walked out.
I was the most happiest emo boy in the world.
Then sharpie drowned himself to death.
Sep 28, 2008
The ordinary day in the life of an ordinary emo
My mother woked me up today by clubbing me with a heated metal spoon.
It hurted very very bad.
My mother told me, "Nigga get the fuck outta yo bed and go to school, emo ass bitch."
I did what she told me, because if I didn't fathers penis woulda penetrated me again.
I was in the shower when I heard the door creaked.
My fathers eyes were peeking through at my naked body.
Later at breakfast My mother gave me eggs and bacon shaped like a smiley face.
I cried.
My mother slammed my face into it and told me to eat up.
My father came outta no where and said, "You'll be eatin meh dick if you dont eat dem pancakes boy."
I ranned out of the house and foudn the bus waiting for me.
I ranned up and the busdriver saw me and told me, "Here goes that sad ass boy again, bitch you better get the hell outta my bus."
Everyone threw their pencils at me stabbing my skin very very hard and i was bleeding.
The bus driver kicked my ass out of the bus and my face landed on the pavement.
I walked to school and along the way, I saw old ladies running away from me.
One time I saw an old lady having trouble crossing the street.
I tried to help her cross it but she smacked me with her cane and said, "White boy get the hell away from me, I'm tryin to walk the streets here, ya damn hooligan."
She tried to walk across.
She got hit by a speeding ambulance.
It hurted very very bad.
My mother told me, "Nigga get the fuck outta yo bed and go to school, emo ass bitch."
I did what she told me, because if I didn't fathers penis woulda penetrated me again.
I was in the shower when I heard the door creaked.
My fathers eyes were peeking through at my naked body.
Later at breakfast My mother gave me eggs and bacon shaped like a smiley face.
I cried.
My mother slammed my face into it and told me to eat up.
My father came outta no where and said, "You'll be eatin meh dick if you dont eat dem pancakes boy."
I ranned out of the house and foudn the bus waiting for me.
I ranned up and the busdriver saw me and told me, "Here goes that sad ass boy again, bitch you better get the hell outta my bus."
Everyone threw their pencils at me stabbing my skin very very hard and i was bleeding.
The bus driver kicked my ass out of the bus and my face landed on the pavement.
I walked to school and along the way, I saw old ladies running away from me.
One time I saw an old lady having trouble crossing the street.
I tried to help her cross it but she smacked me with her cane and said, "White boy get the hell away from me, I'm tryin to walk the streets here, ya damn hooligan."
She tried to walk across.
She got hit by a speeding ambulance.
Frostbite
I had a knife in my hand..
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
I slit it across my wrist.
It was very very very cold.
It was cold.
I cried to my mom and she slapped the fuck outta me.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
I lied on the ground.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
My dad grabbed me with his bare hands.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
He took me to his room.
It very very very cold.
It was cold.
He raped me with his 2 inch dick.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
He shot that spider web all over my face.
It was very very very cold.
It was cold.'
My dad dragged me across the floor.
It was cold.
It was very very cold.
He took me to his friends house.
It was very very cold.
It was cold.
They made me watch a Tim Allen movie.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
It was cold.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
I slit it across my wrist.
It was very very very cold.
It was cold.
I cried to my mom and she slapped the fuck outta me.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
I lied on the ground.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
My dad grabbed me with his bare hands.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
He took me to his room.
It very very very cold.
It was cold.
He raped me with his 2 inch dick.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
He shot that spider web all over my face.
It was very very very cold.
It was cold.'
My dad dragged me across the floor.
It was cold.
It was very very cold.
He took me to his friends house.
It was very very cold.
It was cold.
They made me watch a Tim Allen movie.
It was cold.
It was very very very cold.
It was cold.
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