Buying Mr. Sharpie

I was sad today.

I found out the 'friends' I have aren't really my friends.

Ronney said he used me so he could see my mother shower naked.

Hank said he used me because he needed someone to make him look cool.

Jeremy said he used me because he wanted to download free pornography on my computer.

Alyssa said she used me because she needed someone to see which tatoo she thinks look cool
which explains the tatoo of a naked guy on my back name Pedro Garcia.

My mom says she used me so she can get her sadistic pleasure of hitting me with any object in the room.

I'm sad and alone.

I decided I need a companion, one who isn't ronney, hank, jeremy, alyssa, or my mom.

I walked to petco and decided i wanted a doggy.

I saw a nice german shepard and was petting it.

I was thinking of naming him Mr. Doodles

It bit my pinkie finger off.

ohhhh how i love that finger.

a petco worker walked up to me and said, "The fuck is you doin to that poor dog? I oughta open the cage and let him rip yo ass apart, stupid ass white boy"

So I walked to the cat section and saw a nice fluffy white cat and was petting it.

I was thinking of nameing her Kit Kat Bars.

She scratched my veins out and splashed all the blood everywhere on the floor.

A petco worker walked up to me and said, "The fuck you doin to that poor cat? I oughta open the cage and let her pussy ass rip you apart, dumbass cuttin yo wrist lookin boy"

So I walked to the fish aisle and saw a nice clown fish and petted it.

I was thinking of nameing him Mr. Sharpie.

Before Mr.Sharpie violently spits it's acidic poison into my eye causing me internal permanent eye damage, the manager walks up and said, "Look here, I don't want you fucking up my pets. I been hearing that you were gonna eat the poor things, piss in their mouths, and shave their fur to sell in the black market from my employees. PICK A GODDAMN PET AND GET THE FUCK OUT."

So I took mr. sharpie and walked out.

I was the most happiest emo boy in the world.

Then sharpie drowned himself to death.